Monday, October 15, 2007
TO: All Fans
From: Higher Management
Subject: Special High Intensity Training (SHIT)
In order to assure the highest level of quality work and productivity from all fans (worshipping Angela), it will be our policy to keep all fanswell trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITYTRAINING (S.H.I.T. ). We are trying to give Angela's fans more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you have not receive your fair share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You would be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Fans who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T. ).Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T. ). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST. (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. ). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR of INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T. ). If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
Thank you.
BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T. )
*Please take note of the various people in charge of the different departments.
Management
Baoyi: E.A.T.S.H.I.T
Hillary: D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T & D.I.P.S.H.I.T
Choonkhee: H.O.T.S.H.I.T & B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T
Cynthia: B.I.G.S.H.I.T & oversee everything.
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Also take note of the fact that Angela the Great will be creating the S.H.I.T programme very soon and will ALL higher management please provide assisstance to your very own idol. A premium fan group will also be selected. Please be aware that Angela the Great will complete the list very soon. People who are not included in the list of premium group but wants to be included will have to leave a msg in the tag board, that he/she wants to be included in the premium group. He/she will then have to go through a series of auditions via msn, in a private yet imporant conversation with Angela the Great and 1 or 2 other people in higher management.
What are the benefits of being in the premium group?
1. You get to have more power in this fanclub
2. Chances of a promotion is higher
3. You will be able to get the password to log into this fanclub
4. You are able to make decisions in this fanclub
5. You will get to worship Angela The Great more
-People selected for the Premium Group are as follows:
1. Marian
2. Nisha
3. Chloe
4. Ashley
5. Sherry
Thank You,
Angela The Great
