Sunday, August 10, 2008
YO MY WORSHIPPERS OUT THERE!
Today I finally realised why I have so many worshippers! (Okay la I took quite a while but nvm la you guys still love me anyway.)
I was chewing on my banana as I sat on the toilet bowl doing my business and then I looked in the mirror and omg!
My mouth was open and you could see every single yellow content inside! My mouth was smudged with banana and some of it was even inside my nostril!
Like ZOMGGGGG!
I WAS THE HOTTEST AND SEXIEST CREATURE ON EARTH CAN!
Which idiot wouldn't wanna worship me?!
*No offence to myself and anyone. No offence was intended. :D
I know you guys love me la.